Wacky Wednesday: Phil Scales. Who is he? The wacky name for today is Phil Scales. What does he do? 1. Orchestra fund raiser2. Washes skyscraper windows3. Deep sea fisherman Blog RSS The answer appears at the bottom of this page. Answer: 1. Phil Scales is the Development Director for the Wisconsin Chamber Orchestra. Posted on October 30, 2013 by Steve Busalacchi.