In Defense of Criminal Aptronyms--Wacky Wednesday

Say what, man?

One of the chapters in Wacky News Names focuses on names that come up in the criminal justice system, which include lawyers, judges and the defendants. My wife just discovered a real beauty.

In a story posted by the Wheeler Report, a court ruling yesterday lists a man convicted of selling THC, the mind-altering ingredient in marijuana.

The defendant's all-too-appropriate name is Kearney Hemp.

Posted on February 5, 2014 .